Note to Self

When you decide to stand on the piano bench, place both feet in the middle of the bench and jump off with both feet. If you place your foot to close to the edge and step down, you will cause the bench fall, thus slamming down on the foot you stepped down with. This will cause immediate swelling and your foot will feel like its on fire. After the swelling goes down, you will realize that you can no longer bend your big toe to the fractured bone and your toe will turn black and blue.